Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Ten things that drive me nuts right now

10. Everywhere I look all these young unmarried girls are pregnant and not bright at all and I'm smart want to get married and have kids and I've yet to have a boyfriend. This is the most evil irony.
9. People do not know how to drive in a parking lot to save their lives. First it's 5 miles an hour, PEOPLE. Second, if you don't see a spot keep moving, some people have places to be and time cards to punch.
8. Is it really my fault you waited to go last minute shopping without a plan and now you have nothing?
7. Stalking someone and giving them creepy smiles is NEVER okay!!
6. Seriously, it's cold and wet outside, you're really wearing shorts and flip flops? Yeah, hello 911 I've got a crazy person on aisle 9.
5. If you come into my coffee shop everyday, and everyday you get the same thing and you've already told me how to make it. DO NOT ASK ME IF I'M MAKING IT RIGHT THREE MORE TIMES! Or I may make it wrong. Hmm, was that decaf you said?
4. I guess I missed the memo, Apparently when you install/set up something you're only supposed to do it half way. Thanks.
3. Just because it's on a table with other sale items does not mean it's on sale. Especially if I juts told you sale items have big red stickers.
2. I know things can be stressful during the holidays, but if you yell at me one more time you'll be celebrating from a hospital room.
1. If you think my apartment needs to be vacuumed so bad, let me get you the vacuum while I go back to doing the half a dozen things I needs to do. I live her I get this place clean, I haven't vacuumed yet, but if it's such a priority to you, go at it.

Dating . . . .

Yeah, so I'm giving the whole on-line dating thing another shot. Especially since guys around here are jerks to say the least. So far so good, but I don't want to ruin anything with endless chatter about it here. So, just a brief update that all you get.